You find some interestingly named dining establishments just wandering the streets of Paris.  Take the following joint, for example; I’ve been passing it by for years and I never fail to snicker like Beavis and Butthead.

Giving mystery meat an entirely new meaning, I present:

And when you thought creatively offensive restaurant naming could not get any more absurd, I ran across this place, direct yet obtuse:

I have no idea what they serve but I sure hope the waiters are rude, hurl insults and sneer at you with contempt at the mere suggestion of dining in their establishment.  I would expect nothing less!

In my very first Rude American poll, help me solve this diner’s dilemma!